poopnotize 

poopnotize /pʊpnəˌtaɪz/
Noun
It is a medical condition in which a person cannot accurately estimate the amount of time that has passed when combining an activity with pooping.

1. Alice has missed the bus after 30 minutes of poopnotization.
2. Social media poopnotize the youth population most.

poopnotize by BarisOzgen December 27, 2020

pimpnotized 

Adj; 1) Thinking and acting as if a pimp, when in fact you are not. 2) The delusion of being a pimp. 3) Emulating well known pimps and failing....miserably.

That fool in that beat up stationwagon with those Walmart spinners sho is pimpnotized. Other examples of pimpnotizm include but are not limited to large fake diamond jewelry. Puttin gold in ya grill when ya ain't a famous rapper. An sayin Crunk several times in one sentence while drinking Courvoisier out of a plastic chalice.

pimpnotized by Rebecca Goodhart December 3, 2005

Poopetize 

Measurement og a persons urge to poo.

I have ate a lot of cabbage, so my poopetize is very good now.

Poopetize by 90handle December 28, 2018