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poopophobe 

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.
Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?
poopophobe by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014
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Phobophobe 

One who fears fear itself.
During World War II, F.D.R. inspired America to become a legion of phobophobes.

Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.
Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."
Poonophobia by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.
Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.
popophobia by jacobymin June 12, 2007

phobophobe 

The fear of being afraid. More precisely, a mental disorder which causes the irrational, disabling fear of a clinical condition which includes an irrational, disabling fear of something.
Someone who makes a living as a dare-devil might be a phobophobe should their drive for self-preservation threaten their well being.
phobophobe by Rex Ray September 30, 2006

poopophile 

one who loves the poop
the poopophile bathed daily in the poop, loved the smell and the creamy texture.
poopophile by FecalFaceFrankLee February 28, 2009

Poopaphobia

The fear of taking a shit in public restrooms
John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.
Poopaphobia by Twannerism September 7, 2013
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