poopophobe

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.

Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?

by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014

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Phobophobe

One who fears fear itself.

During World War II, F.D.R. inspired America to become a legion of phobophobes.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

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Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

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popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

by jacobymin June 12, 2007

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phobophobe

The fear of being afraid. More precisely, a mental disorder which causes the irrational, disabling fear of a clinical condition which includes an irrational, disabling fear of something.

Someone who makes a living as a dare-devil might be a phobophobe should their drive for self-preservation threaten their well being.

by Rex Ray September 30, 2006

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