*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a
cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute,
maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*
Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is
already talking to man with beard*