Poopaphobia

The fear of taking a shit in public restrooms

John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.

by Twannerism September 7, 2013

Poophobia

The fear of pooping.

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.

by ZguegMan May 8, 2014

Papaphobia

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.

I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.

by Molester September 6, 2004

Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

pupaphobia

Phobia of puppets or marionettes.

Rosaline: Puppets are such amazing creations, would you not agree?
David: Don't even bring up puppets, they scare the shit out of me.
Rosaline: What do you mean?
David: I've got pupaphobia, man, that kind of shit is creepy and scary as fuck.

by gamblignant May 14, 2016

popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

by jacobymin June 12, 2007

poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.

hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"

by paulsgay January 25, 2011