poopaphobe 

A person who is afraid of, dislikes, or discriminates against poop.

Who are you to tell me I'm not poop? You're a poopaphobe!

poopaphobe by STINKY_POOPA January 14, 2017

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.

I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.

popaphobia by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

poopophobe 

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.

Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?

poopophobe by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014

Poopaphobia

The fear of taking a shit in public restrooms

John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.

Poopaphobia by Twannerism September 7, 2013

poopophobia 

the fear of pooping at work in front of your work friends

"You will never catch me pooping at work. I have major poopophobia"

poopophobia by downtownsista May 25, 2015

phobaphobe 

The fear or loathing of phobics.

I guess I'm a phobaphobe cause I want to strangle that stupid, over-acting little turd, Monk.

phobaphobe by Fatngassy December 26, 2008

poopaphobic 

Poopaphobia is a Phobia is a person with a fear of Pooping and must wait until He/She gets Diahorrea in which they are O.K. with.

Man: WHY ARE YOU ON THE FLOOR

Man 2: I AM A POOPAPHOBIC

poopaphobic by Shitemcballs December 28, 2013