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popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.
I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.
popaphobia by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

poopophobe 

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.
Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?
poopophobe by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014

Poopaphobia

The fear of taking a shit in public restrooms
John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.
Poopaphobia by Twannerism September 7, 2013

poopophobia 

the fear of pooping at work in front of your work friends
"You will never catch me pooping at work. I have major poopophobia"
poopophobia by downtownsista May 25, 2015

phobaphobe 

The fear or loathing of phobics.
I guess I'm a phobaphobe cause I want to strangle that stupid, over-acting little turd, Monk.
phobaphobe by Fatngassy December 26, 2008

poopaphobic 

Poopaphobia is a Phobia is a person with a fear of Pooping and must wait until He/She gets Diahorrea in which they are O.K. with.
Man: WHY ARE YOU ON THE FLOOR

Man 2: I AM A POOPAPHOBIC
poopaphobic by Shitemcballs December 28, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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