Poophoric

An intense, happy or confident post-ass dump feeling.

That was poophoric.

I've never had an ass dump feel so poophoric afterwards.

by Poo Examiner November 17, 2011

Poophoric

The euphoric feeling you get after having a poo

I'm feeling Poophoric after that dump!

by Llcoolg77 August 5, 2017

poophoria

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

by ashassin April 20, 2008

poophoria

the feeling of euphoria one may feel having just released a large poo.

Roger:"Being constipated really sucks!"
Joseph: "Well at least you have the poophoria to look forward to..."

by silversk8er18 January 18, 2010

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

Poophobia

The fear of pooping.

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.

by ZguegMan May 8, 2014

Poophoria

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.

Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.

by Street Rod October 19, 2005