The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying
poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the
rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions
even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in
rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that
may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.