poophlinger

One who poo's or has sharded himself and then continues to check with moisture to discover a chunk or two and complete this gesture by flinging the "poo" at someone.

kid1-"Hey i just farted soo bad and it was a wet one"
kid2-"Hahaha lemme guess, u crapped yourself!"
kid1-"Dunno, lemme check....omg nasty, Catch!!!"
kid2-"AHHHHH"

poophlinger by Johnny-C February 25, 2005

poopflinger 

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

poopflinger by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

Poopfingering by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

pooflinger 

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

pooflinger by pooflingers July 7, 2006

poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.

Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!

poopfinger by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012

poopfingers 

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.

we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.

poopfingers by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004

poopyfingers 

Lou Wahl

Lou Wahl tried to finger a girl and put it up the butt by accident

poopyfingers by asdljfadf April 23, 2004