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WEN YOU SMOKE A JAY THROUGH YOUR ASS ND PUT HALFF OF UR BODY SUBMERGED IN THE POOL. POOLPENIS IS ALSO KNOWN BY FAT CHODE OR CHODE POOLED OR OTHERWISE THOUGHT OF AS SHROOMSPOOLPENIS
POOLPENGA OR POOLSEMENCASTER

JOHNNY SED," YO WATS DAT POOLPENIS DOIN HERE BRO?" DARVIN REPLIED,"BRO DAT AINT NO POOLPENIS YOU STUPIDASS THATS YOU CUX UR SMOKEN OUTTA UR ASS ND IN DA WATER HALF WAY" JONNNY REPLIES,"DAMN"
POOLPENIS by CHAUNCY CHODE April 28, 2011
Words you can keep
What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?
He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"
poopnis by Dudley D April 10, 2008

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.
Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.
poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

Poopenstinkle 

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.
Poopenstinkle by n0y0u February 9, 2010

poopenshaft 

Anal cavity. Sounds like it originated from one of the Germanic language countries, but is now used widely especially in reference to anal sex.
She preferred to take it up the poopenshaft.
poopenshaft by Jizzle Nation September 22, 2005

Poopenis 

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.
Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!
Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010

Potapenis 

I just love your potapenis in my mouth
Potapenis by 123456789asfghj June 5, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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