poopchan

The most amazing person in the whole world; nonviolent, innocent, nice, naive and best of all, non- intimidating. Bitches, you all know you just want to love her to death.

Poopchan is the best!

by POOPCHAN July 21, 2011

PoopShank

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

poopchat

A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.

Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!

by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018

poopchat

(n.) a snapchat taken while pooping

(v.) the act of taking a poopchat

brah: "I have to take a shit"
other brah: "Don't forget your phone so you can send me a poopchat!"

by poopchatbuttman6969 October 10, 2014

poopchat

A prank snapchat of your pants around your ankles whilst on the toilet. The word "Poopchat!" Is often displayed.

"Oh I got a snapchat from my girlfriend!"
**lol poopchat!! ;-)**
"...ugh I can't even"

by onthecan November 21, 2014

Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

poopshank

The act of taking a shit in your hand, then stabbing someone in the backwith your shit, leaving them a huge brown stain, and you a crush piece of shit

yo, i just poopshanked monica

by poopshank January 4, 2008