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poopchan 

The most amazing person in the whole world; nonviolent, innocent, nice, naive and best of all, non- intimidating. Bitches, you all know you just want to love her to death.
Poopchan is the best!
poopchan by POOPCHAN July 21, 2011
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PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.
"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"
PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010
A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.
Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!
poopchat by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018
(n.) a snapchat taken while pooping

(v.) the act of taking a poopchat
brah: "I have to take a shit"
other brah: "Don't forget your phone so you can send me a poopchat!"
poopchat by poopchatbuttman6969 October 10, 2014
A prank snapchat of your pants around your ankles whilst on the toilet. The word "Poopchat!" Is often displayed.
"Oh I got a snapchat from my girlfriend!"
**lol poopchat!! ;-)**
"...ugh I can't even"
poopchat by onthecan November 21, 2014

Poopcandle 

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire
Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"
Poopcandle by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

poopshank 

The act of taking a shit in your hand, then stabbing someone in the backwith your shit, leaving them a huge brown stain, and you a crush piece of shit
yo, i just poopshanked monica
poopshank by poopshank January 4, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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