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PoopShank
A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.
PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010
Poopchucks
The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.
Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.
Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008
poopchuck
V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.
poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011
poopchat
A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.
Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!
poopchat by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018
poopshark
poopshark by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011
poopwhacking
taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.
he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.
poopwhacking by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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