Poopchalk 

Celebrity or a prominent figure in a near death situation.

The Pope John Paul II is a known poopchalk.

Poopchalk by DemonF June 7, 2004

PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

Poopchucks 

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck 

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

poopchat

A Snapchat of your poop while it's inside the toilet. Usually sent to a friend as a prank because, once they've opened it, it's too late to go back.

Lindsay sent me a poopchat AGAIN. I never know whether to open a snap from her or not because, half the time, it's poo!

poopchat by dictionarybcel March 20, 2018

poopshark 

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet

Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

poopshark by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

poopwhacking 

taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.

he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.

poopwhacking by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010