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Boopability 

The ease with which one can boop a dog's snoot.
The dog's snoot displayed high levels of boopability.
Boopability by Loannie205 October 17, 2018

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.
The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

pimpability

1) The ability to pimp.

2) Being able to pimp.
John," Where were you at?"

Tom," I was with those two 23 year olds over there."

John," Oh. So youv'e got pimpability then? Cause your 17."

Tom," I guess so. Cause I just walked up and made cool

with them."
pimpability by SuperMAN490 June 2, 2009

Pokability 

Someone's ability to poke.
<After being poked>

This is unfair, they have so much pokability
Pokability by Outc4st February 25, 2011

prosability 

When there is both probability and possibility of something happening
If your girlfriend doesn't want to move where you live, there is a high prosability that you will move to where she is because you are pussy whipped.
prosability by Nadgar February 18, 2014

Porkability Quotient 

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.
Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.