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Plapability

The term used to describe how much you may wish to give someone the plap.
¨My plapability at an all time low, man¨
¨Get some squats in. It´ll help¨
Plapability by Hugo Ardanach September 15, 2020
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Plapability

A scale for how loud/hard your plaps would be while fucking someone. Essentially the higher the plapability the harder the fucking
"Dude have you seen that twink? He's like a 9/10 plapability"
Plapability by Industrialfemboy December 9, 2024

pimpability

1) The ability to pimp.

2) Being able to pimp.
John," Where were you at?"

Tom," I was with those two 23 year olds over there."

John," Oh. So youv'e got pimpability then? Cause your 17."

Tom," I guess so. Cause I just walked up and made cool

with them."
pimpability by SuperMAN490 June 2, 2009

Peepability 

the possibility that a person that you've just met could become someone you would consider a friend or social acquaintance. To become one's peep friend.
Hey honey, these people I met a the gym today definitely have peepability.
Peepability by Retired Joe August 11, 2010

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.
thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.
poopability by calama February 6, 2017

Plankability 

the ability and skill in which one uses to plank larger or more challenging obstacles for the humor or entertainment of the internet or for people watching
person 1-"I saw bob the other day plank a ledge 50 feet up overlooking the downtown area"
person 2-"Yeah that guy has some real plankability"
Plankability by F.M.P July 9, 2011

Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment

The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.
"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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