poop squirt

When your poop fucking squirts asshole

I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts

by Stailballs May 22, 2016

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

squirt poop

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.

Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!

by kd2950 June 24, 2019

squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

poonsquirt

A general term of oppobrium; slang insult.
Literally: the squirt ie ejaculate from a poon ie vagina; a woman's cum.

Jojo: "Wow, you really suck at this game!"
Dan: "Oh shut up you poonsquirt!"

by Casey Jo November 14, 2005

poonsquirts

n. resulting in queefstain(s)

1. Sally's uncontrollable poonsquirts caused indellible queefstains on her undies, and my mind.

by choadmonger October 7, 2004

poopisquirt

When ur girl boutta squirt bu she shits instead; woopsies

I was laying an absolute piper diaper to my girl last night, and out of nowhere, she poopisquirted

by Kevy g stank November 30, 2022