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Queefstain 

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"
1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
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Queeftain 

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
Queeftain by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
Inviting a lover under the covers for purposes of chit-chat.
I long for a multi-syllabic queesting.

Queesting was her strong suit, snoring was mine.

Queesting first, spanking later.
Queesting by Curious George Burns September 23, 2009

queef stain 

it is a stain left by a queef(pussy fart)
you are just another one of your mother's queef stains

queef stain 

The stain left by a particularly nasty queef or pussy fart.Used to insult many.
queef stain by Drafty Pizza September 20, 2007

Queerstianity 

A group of amazing people that push no political or religious agenda and share one philosophy....tolerance and love!
There was a Queerstianity protest this weekend! Caly was awesome!

Queefsten 

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.
Dude you're such a queefsten
Queefsten by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010
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