poop fish

When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl

This morning I gave anal birth to a poop fish.

by joliza August 12, 2007

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010