Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.

Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.

Spoondogging by Kiz... August 1, 2014

scoondogging 

the act of dogging someone else's scoon

Guy1: Hey how come you aren't scoondogging Hannah?
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy1: You know what I mean.

scoondogging by Ferst Time Caller November 28, 2011

snoopdogging 

Pretending to be rawdogging a flight but really you're just watching a movie on someone else's screen two rows ahead of you

"How was your flight? I saw that you were rawdogging it."
"Nah bro, I was totally snoopdogging it. The guy two rows ahead of me was watching Theory of Everything on his iPad."
"Bet."

snoopdogging by johnnycastle July 28, 2024