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Poofinating 

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).
A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.
Poofinating by elCapitano December 18, 2012
Words you can keep

Cross Polinating

Using the same finger to pick the second nostril of one's nose immediately after picking the first.
The dude next to me at the traffic light was doing some serious cross polinating this morning.
Cross Polinating by Harrrry March 10, 2009

Poopilating butt spray 

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.
Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

Poofilating

Male narcissist, grooming and admiring himself in the mirror
Look at Harry poofilating in the mirror
Poofilating by KenzOmar October 31, 2019

Polinating the Flower 

When a guy cums all over a girls pursed lips.
Right before I came, she pursed her lips, so I could polinate the flower!

poominating 

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.
I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

puffinating

when your doing something thats really tiring but not exercise
awww holding my breath for that long was puffinating
puffinating by savagesushigirldude August 27, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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