Poofilating

Male narcissist, grooming and admiring himself in the mirror

Look at Harry poofilating in the mirror

by KenzOmar October 31, 2019

Poopilating butt spray

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.

Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

by andrewhhh April 21, 2006

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

Profitating

When you profit off someone, but dramatically

Preach: She's profitating off u
Aba: Profitating?
Preach: Profiting, but way more dramatic

by S.T.R March 17, 2021

poominating

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.

I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024

Poopolating

The act of waiting around for your poop to be ready, before you actually go to the bathroom.

"Hurry up in the bathroom, I'm almost done poopolating."

by Dimerous April 14, 2024