Pooknacker 

Pooknacker is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. Pooknacker is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Pooknacker is very extroverted and isn't afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know Pooknacker, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Pooknacker is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Pooknacker is a truely awesome person

Pooknacker killed my family.

No he didn't, kys!

Pooknacker by Cokesloth June 9, 2024

pooknocker 

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.

"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"

pooknocker by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

poontacker 

someone who attacks the vagina with a large sandpapery object

Gurll i heard that you poontackered someone last night?

Was that fun?!

poontacker by shananay January 2, 2008

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

Poonicker by deezy_one April 5, 2020