poogobbler

someone who gobbles poo

im such a poogobbler

by SpeakerOfFaxington April 29, 2022

hungry poo gobbler

n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.

I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.

by wonkothesane September 13, 2008

Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.

Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.

by Mommy G September 28, 2006

Poobobber

one who dunks there head in a bucket of water in hope of pulling a lob of poo out with their mouth.

wow john's got mad poobobbing skills, he a pro (poobobber).

by roddywordhair August 7, 2009

poogambler

Someone who gets so pissed off that a pootrout is taking them so long to give them money for illegal drugs purchased from the poogambler, that they add a word onto urban dictionary to make fun of them.

boy 1: LoL yo dis guy is a fag look what he did "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pootrout"

boy 2: LOL!!! omg that is hilaryus

boy 1: this guy is a poogambler eh

boy 2: totaly!!!!!!

by tHa.MyStEriUs.HaWk March 27, 2009