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hungry poo gobbler

n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.
I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.
hungry poo gobbler by wonkothesane September 13, 2008

Poo Gobbler 

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.
Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.
Poo Gobbler by Mommy G September 28, 2006
one who dunks there head in a bucket of water in hope of pulling a lob of poo out with their mouth.
wow john's got mad poobobbing skills, he a pro (poobobber).
Poobobber by roddywordhair August 7, 2009

poogambler 

Someone who gets so pissed off that a pootrout is taking them so long to give them money for illegal drugs purchased from the poogambler, that they add a word onto urban dictionary to make fun of them.


boy 1: LoL yo dis guy is a fag look what he did "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pootrout"

boy 2: LOL!!! omg that is hilaryus

boy 1: this guy is a poogambler eh

boy 2: totaly!!!!!!
poogambler by tHa.MyStEriUs.HaWk March 27, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026