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n. 1) Someone who craves and indulges in consuming their own fecal matter.

n. 2) Someone who sucks really badly.

Rick: "I have something to tell you Matt"
Matt: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm a poop gobbler... I crave my own shit!"

"That poop gobbler's a poop gobblin'!"
by J-nig what what October 10, 2006
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