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Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
Pooformance Anxiety by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009
Word of the Day on April 2, 2011
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POOPORIAL 

I just finished watching all of the training pooporials, and I'm pretty sure that now I'm way worse at this than I was before I started.
POOPORIAL by LarchOye April 1, 2015

poopouri 

When the mood is right, and you have the incense burning, proceed to stick it up your significant others' bum hole.

Proceed with caution: fire hazard when flatulence present.
You lookin so good tonight, can I poopouri you lata?
poopouri by Kendall21212 January 5, 2009

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
Pooformance anxiety by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026