Definitions by LarchOye

Tandinavian 

A Tan Scandinavian person, generally hot girls with blonde hair, blue eyes, and bodacious bodies...

Uff da, them Tandinavian's out at da Big Island were oh jeez good today!

Tandinavian by LarchOye July 30, 2018

StReetail 

Contraction of the words "Street" and "Retail". Typically used when referring to the "Street Retail" price/cost of an item that is often or only sold on the "streets", but is also generally available in bulk quantities to middle-men who pay a "wholesale" rate, and have "retail" or "streetail" prices that they sell the item(s) for.

LaNaShaQuancita: Hey how much were those weed-tampons you were getting?

Tyrone: Uh, they streetail for like $5, biznatch!

StReetail by LarchOye July 29, 2018

cum gush

Cum Gush - When a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina just moments before she starts ejaculating (commonly called gushing, or squirting) both of their cum back out of her- and all over the place...

<Your Friend>: Dude, I dropped a load in your mom last night, and that crazy Cum Gush nymph sprayed my whole load back out at me like a fucking fire hose!
<Her Son>: Actually, that was probably like, seven dude's loads she sprayed you with!

cum gush by LarchOye September 8, 2016

POOPORIAL 

A Really really shitty tutorial.

I just finished watching all of the training pooporials, and I'm pretty sure that now I'm way worse at this than I was before I started.

POOPORIAL by LarchOye April 1, 2015

Dopeclown

Similar to "Ronald McDonald", only they serve "Hippie Meals", instead of "Happy Meals". They are often times the "Retail Storefront" for "Circus Sativa", and they typically supply the Medicinal Marijuana for the "Shriner's Hospitals", and also occasionally partner with the Insane Clown Possey's possey- and are widely rumored to be the inspiration responsible for Stephen King's "IT".

Fuck that shitty malldope, and your bowling alley bud man- we've either gotta get some goddamn Sour Durban Double Dopeclown Danks, some Three-Ring Shot-du-Solei-Out-a-Cannon, or some fuckin' Carney-Carney-PT-Barney-and-Bailum-Big-Top-Blunts if we wanna ride the trapeze

Dopeclown by LarchOye September 27, 2014

GlobeCocking 

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.

<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!

GlobeCocking by LarchOye October 15, 2009

Fuckplunge 

the act of fucking your toilet to dislodge a clog

I will fuck your mother, and clog your fucking toilet, just so that I can FUCKPLUNGE it and slap you in the face with my shitty cock.

Fuckplunge by LarchOye January 5, 2009