poopouri

When the mood is right, and you have the incense burning, proceed to stick it up your significant others' bum hole.

Proceed with caution: fire hazard when flatulence present.

You lookin so good tonight, can I poopouri you lata?

by Kendall21212 January 5, 2009

Poopourri

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

poopourri

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

by Velliemay August 3, 2012

pooporities

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

by gillystatus July 26, 2015

Poopourri

n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.

Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!

by Contrl12 February 22, 2009

POOPORIAL

A Really really shitty tutorial.

I just finished watching all of the training pooporials, and I'm pretty sure that now I'm way worse at this than I was before I started.

by LarchOye April 1, 2015

poopourri

The smell after a shit and after you've sprayed air freshener but now just smell fancy shit.

I had to crap at my girlfriends house and tried to cover up the smell with Febreze but it just ended up smelling like poopourri.

by wait4eaos June 22, 2009