Earlshy!'s definitions

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Jimmy Riggin

When you’re getting a tattoo and you pay for it by giving a handjob while you’re getting tattooed..

I got a lot of Jimmy riggin to do for this chest piece!

by Earlshy! March 27, 2024

hopeless whoremantic

One who seeks romance but is incapable of being in love with just one person, so it makes them hopeless! So he/she fucks multiple people to satisfy their desire of momentary love.

For fucks sakes I wish I wasn’t such a hopeless whoremantic cause I wish I could find the girl of my dreams.

by Earlshy! March 26, 2024

Jerri riggin

Receiving a tattoo in exchange for a sexual favor

In exchange for recieving a tattoo, I was reluctantly providing manual masturbation to the artist, like a Jerri riggin

by Earlshy! March 5, 2024

Bertuba triangle

When a girl fucks a guy and then she never see him again…

That girls pussys a Bertuba triangle.

by Earlshy! February 2, 2023

Troughin

Fucking someone that’s having relationship problems cause it’s easy and sloppy

I’m out here troughin in trenches!

by Earlshy! February 2, 2023

Trashy but Classy

A Pabst Blue Ribbon beer served in a frosty glass with a lemon wedge.

Me in Garth went to the bar to throw back a few Trashy but Classys 🍻it’s an Homagé or as Garth would say Omage

by Earlshy! May 3, 2022