Me in Garth went to the bar to throw back a few Trashy but Classys 🍻it’s an Homagé or as Garth would say Omage
by Earlshy! May 03, 2022

One who seeks romance but is incapable of being in love with just one person, so it makes them hopeless! So he/she fucks multiple people to satisfy their desire of momentary love.
For fucks sakes I wish I wasn’t such a hopeless whoremantic cause I wish I could find the girl of my dreams.
by Earlshy! March 26, 2024

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by Earlshy! February 02, 2023

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

by Earlshy! March 27, 2024
