Definitions by Joetron

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

poofarter by Joetron September 6, 2009

drat 

Alternative synonym for the work fuck, and other words with fuck & various prefix and suffix.

Quite popular ussage on various internet blogs & humour websites.

"Drat you!"

"drat him up"

"That's dratting stupid"

"Drat the dratting dratters"

drat by Joetron September 6, 2009

Lady Theatre 

A woman's Vagina.

Quoted in American Dad...

*Stan wakes up to find Francine is having sex with him...*

Stan: RAPE! Succubus! ..What are you doing?
Francine: I'm being spontaneous
Stan: but look at the calendar, this isn't one of our 'safe' days, which means theres something else going on in your Lady Theatre and I DO NOT perform with another act.

Lady Theatre by Joetron June 17, 2009