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poof house

The poof house is kinda like a red light district, but refered to a small joint of houses togheter where you can go pick any type of bitch you like and fuck for no less than 25€. Mostly known and used in Germany.
Hey Mat V. wanna hit the poof house after the mandatory fun day,that's where the fun really begins...

I can't wait to get off shift and go hit the poof house.
by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 6, 2009
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house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.
Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.
by jakson007 April 12, 2020
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house poof

A male homosexual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.
Cyril: I'm working late tonight, I won't be home til 9.
Jay: I'll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
Cyril: Thanks darling, you're such a good house poof.
by shauno2000 May 22, 2008
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Poolhouse

A magical spot to drink beer with the homies, smoke copious amounts weed, and of course pack fat lippers. Also known as the sanctuary. Its next to a pool. No zombies allowed.
Guy 1: What do you want to do tonight?

Guy 2: Dude, are you kidding? Let's get crossfaded at the poolhouse until we can't see straight and then play N64 smash bros.

Guy 1: Aight, sweet. I was hoping you would say that!
by Pikachu>Samus! February 23, 2010
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steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.
"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
by Frank4 January 11, 2009
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Poorhouse

Was actually an early form of the homeless shelter, but is now mostly just used while joking.
"I just went on a vacation and spent three times what I thought I was going to spend. I'll be sent to the poorhouse!"
by Shirley Todd November 21, 2009
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poolhouse

A chill spot that consists of food, laptops, guitars, and marijuana. Also happens to be by the pool.
Guy 1: Dude we should go somewhere cool tonight.
Guy 2: Fuck it, we'll chill in the poolhouse
by blacklight141 October 15, 2009
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