poof house 

The poof house is kinda like a red light district, but refered to a small joint of houses togheter where you can go pick any type of bitch you like and fuck for no less than 25€. Mostly known and used in Germany.

Hey Mat V. wanna hit the poof house after the mandatory fun day,that's where the fun really begins...

I can't wait to get off shift and go hit the poof house.

poof house by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 6, 2009

house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.

Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.

house poof by jakson007 April 12, 2020

house poof

A male homosexual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.

Cyril: I'm working late tonight, I won't be home til 9.
Jay: I'll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
Cyril: Thanks darling, you're such a good house poof.

house poof by shauno2000 May 22, 2008

Poolhouse 

A magical spot to drink beer with the homies, smoke copious amounts weed, and of course pack fat lippers. Also known as the sanctuary. Its next to a pool. No zombies allowed.

Guy 1: What do you want to do tonight?

Guy 2: Dude, are you kidding? Let's get crossfaded at the poolhouse until we can't see straight and then play N64 smash bros.

Guy 1: Aight, sweet. I was hoping you would say that!

Poolhouse by Pikachu>Samus! February 23, 2010

steamy poophouse 

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.

"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."

steamy poophouse by Frank4 January 11, 2009

Poorhouse 

Was actually an early form of the homeless shelter, but is now mostly just used while joking.

"I just went on a vacation and spent three times what I thought I was going to spend. I'll be sent to the poorhouse!"

Poorhouse by Shirley Todd November 21, 2009

poolhouse 

A chill spot that consists of food, laptops, guitars, and marijuana. Also happens to be by the pool.

Guy 1: Dude we should go somewhere cool tonight.
Guy 2: Fuck it, we'll chill in the poolhouse

poolhouse by blacklight141 October 15, 2009