poodger 

any male or female that is not fat but oddly enough has a bit of fat on their lower mid section. In females this can also be known as fupa.

"Dude! That chick is smoking hot! Oh wait, nevermind, she just turned around and I think she's a bit of a poodger."

poodger by Zlitch December 11, 2007

pooderbutt johnson 

A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.

"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"

pooderbutt johnson by K-Dawg1993 June 20, 2019

Podgergeist 

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…

I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!

Podgergeist by Mick my mate October 3, 2007

podgered 

To have sexual conquess with a lady. Scottish vernacular

I've just podgered a wee burd

podgered by Joe Boyd August 12, 2005

Podgerer 

The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.

"You got a podgerer mate? I can't get this bastard roach into my spliff"

Podgerer by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink April 6, 2007

Podger 

verb (to Podger) The act of using one item, usually elongated, to poke into a receptacle.

Noun (a Podger) Any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.

I need a podger to manipulate the tobacco in this roll up cigarette to enable me to place my filter.

I gave her a damn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.

Podger by the_judge_g April 25, 2011

Pooger 

A piece of crap stuck to your butthole while dispensing waste.

Yep, Its a pooger

Pooger by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015