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plodger by Scottish-Weebl October 3, 2005
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Podgergeist
Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
Podgergeist by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
Podgerer
The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.
Podgerer by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink April 6, 2007
Podger
verb (to Podger) The act of using one item, usually elongated, to poke into a receptacle.
Noun (a Podger) Any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.
Noun (a Podger) Any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.
I need a podger to manipulate the tobacco in this roll up cigarette to enable me to place my filter.
I gave her a damn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.
I gave her a damn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.
Podger by the_judge_g April 25, 2011