poo tea 

when you don't flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.

Gasp! I forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus I've brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, Vicar?

poo tea by Turniphead May 22, 2006

poo tea 

"Poo tea" is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.

Honey, can you please pass me some poo tea, I think I'm a bit clogged up today.

poo tea by greenpenis August 11, 2010

Poo Card Makes The Tea? 

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!

Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!

Poo Card Makes The Tea? by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

Poo and wee for tea 

Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea

What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea

Poo and wee for tea by Uncle dave 83 August 28, 2019

pig poo team elf 

Big booth milf

Dang bro your mom is a pig poo team elf

pig poo team elf by Feeeks December 1, 2021

The Poo Joker Gamers Team

An organization known for their works of irony. Referred to as "Poo Joker," this group is currently at the top of the irony game on Instagram. They are also known for their feature on comedian Tony Zaret's page as a character in a skit and their multiple collaborations with Esoteric "Fosing" Irony, a young, successful man that is on par with the Poo Joker's level of irony.

Tony: "The Poo Joker Gamers Team?"
The Poo Joker: "Sup."

The Poo Joker Gamers Team by JamarquiseTronquaveousJackson April 29, 2020

Team Poo 

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team poo’s usually occur in a public setting while drunk.

Dude, I have to poo!" -Friend 1

"So do I!" -Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Friends 1 and 2

Team Poo by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022