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poo tea

when you don't flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.
Gasp! I forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus I've brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, Vicar?
by Turniphead May 22, 2006
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poo tea

"Poo tea" is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.
Honey, can you please pass me some poo tea, I think I'm a bit clogged up today.
by greenpenis August 11, 2010
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Poo Card Makes The Tea?

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
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Poo and wee for tea

Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea
What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea
by Uncle dave 83 August 28, 2019
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pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021
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The Poo Joker Gamers Team

An organization known for their works of irony. Referred to as "Poo Joker," this group is currently at the top of the irony game on Instagram. They are also known for their feature on comedian Tony Zaret's page as a character in a skit and their multiple collaborations with Esoteric "Fosing" Irony, a young, successful man that is on par with the Poo Joker's level of irony.
Tony: "The Poo Joker Gamers Team?"
The Poo Joker: "Sup."
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Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team poo’s usually occur in a public setting while drunk.
Dude, I have to poo!" -Friend 1

"So do I!" -Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Friends 1 and 2
by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022
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