ponsie 

a spiritual type of guy with a kind soul who keeps choosing the wrong people and wrong places to pour his heart into, eventually breaking down and loosing bits and pieces of his personality little by little. he cares too hard and loves too much for people who don’t care at all. wake up, ponsie, there are people that loved you but you let them go out of your own selfish choices

me and ponsie used to talk a lot in english class
i wish i chose ponsie
i wish ponsie chose me too

ponsie by ratttq March 23, 2025

poosieboi 

When your friend is acting like a pussy and you have to keep them in check without offending them too much

Yo man stop being such a poosieboi and get the next round in

poosieboi by Poosieboicreator February 4, 2021

The Posies 

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.

Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

The Posies by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009

posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

posiedons kiss by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010