poniard

A small, slim dagger, esp. one used in medieval times.

See also: dirk, stiletto

Teddy pissed off his ex-girlfriend so she stuck him with a poniard and landed him in the ER.

by BeCarefulWithSharpThings,Kids December 6, 2011

Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.

Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.

by Han$ January 11, 2008

Ponsard

Verb: To drink of the yummy Champagne after the death of a loved one whose tongue you have kept.

Refers to Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin, a large Champagne house located in Reims, France.

Shall we ponsard now?
Yes.
*stirs champagne with tongue*

by eniran July 16, 2008

Ponard

A word that can mean or be anything.

Im going to hit you with my ponard.

by DCR1213 May 8, 2008

Pontardawe

A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.

The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.

"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005