Ponard

A word that can mean or be anything.

Im going to hit you with my ponard.

by DCR1213 May 8, 2008

Ponads

Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock

That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.

by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011

ponar

A small asian kid

look there is ponar... i wonder if he is from uci

by meckaleckahigh March 18, 2009

poonardigan

one who acts as a poonard

Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.

by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

poarder

A person who hoards porn.

That guy in IT with the glasses has a huge porn collection... he's a poarder.

by Leigh-Ass Mol July 28, 2012

Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.

Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.

by Han$ January 11, 2008