He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.
Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"
A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"
Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!
A series of books written by D.J.Machale. Pendragon is a series of an adventure through time and space, and a 14 year old boy named Bobby Pendragon. A very good book series...
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.