5 definitions by fatngassy

fupon

Brand-name of womens' sanitary equipment geared towards particularly fat upper pussy areas.

Oh, dear. I forgot my Fupon coupon I guess I'll have to buy Pampers.

by fatngassy May 4, 2007

polygafist

A man with three wives - his left hand, his right hand and his wedded wife. He is liable to have relations with any of of these wives, although he may favor one over the other. Polygafistism, once strongly accepted and encouraged, has recently been banned by the Mormon Church

"As a 'polygafist,' I am never out of options.." ...
or, ..... "I am a 'polygafist' AND ambidextrous - I am the luckiest guy ion the world!"

by fatngassy April 12, 2008

test-tickle

This is what you give your girlfriend or wife in order to find out if she's ticklish.

"Hey Joe! How do you find out of a girl is ticklish or not?"
"Give her a test-tickle"
"Ha, ha, ha, haaaa"
"ha, ha, ho, haaaaa, hooooo, ha"
"ha, ha, ha,ha"
"ha, ha"
"ha.......ha"
"......"

by fatngassy May 10, 2007

mucular war

A war involving mucous, in which one or more people who are getting a cold come to work anyways and infect a large portion of the staff through the usually careless spread of mucous (ie: sneezing, coughing, wiping your nose with your hands and then touching shit that other people have to touch). War ensues when one of the affected parties returns the favor at some other time.

If Eddie McBeddie thinks he's that important to come to work and spread his freaking cold germs, then I'm afraid I have no other alternative than to chastise him severely and declare mucular war.

by fatngassy May 8, 2007

phobaphobe

The fear or loathing of phobics.

I guess I'm a phobaphobe cause I want to strangle that stupid, over-acting little turd, Monk.

by fatngassy May 4, 2007