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polterguest 

House guests that are a nightmare to house, tolerate or entertain. Someone visiting from out of town soon to be an "ex" friend, relative or other.
When is he going back to LA? He's such a polterguest.
polterguest by KevenHester May 24, 2008
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the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.
Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
that place is haunted by a poltergeist
poltergeist by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"
the house is haunted by a poltergeist
poltergeist by Achim S. April 14, 2006

poltergeist 

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes
girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.
poltergeist by vladimir February 23, 2004

gay poltergeist 

A bitch of a ghost that flamboyant go's around booing your outfit
"Oh shit it's a gay poltergeist run"
gay poltergeist by Moist Cabbage06 February 19, 2018

Piggeni The Poltergiest 

A Roblox trolling YouTuber who uses the Russian military to raid cafe games on the Roblox platform, he also sends in spies to spy on the Frappe owner, Cyrogenix.
I'm subscribed to Piggeni The Poltergiest!
Piggeni The Poltergiest by anonymous November 14, 2020
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