vladimir's definitions

Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

by Vladimir January 14, 2005

divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.

You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.

"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"

by Vladimir October 25, 2004

miser

Also know as M. McCabe, *To miser* to borrow without intent to return/A miser - name given to the person misering.

"No you cant smoke anymore of my weed McCabe you fucking miser!"

by Vladimir March 11, 2004

pre-nup

Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce.

Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

analyzer

a queer who likes to penetrate male anus

the analyzer analyzer the other faggot

by vladimir April 17, 2004

shtick

ACT - i.e. some type of goofy act.

stop with your SHTICK. It's driving me crazy.

by Vladimir January 24, 2004