Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.
Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!
by Vladimir January 14, 2005
Get the Egg on legs mug.

poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes
girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.
by vladimir February 23, 2004
Get the poltergeist mug.

divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.
You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup
by Vladimir January 24, 2004
Get the divorce mug.

pre-nup

Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce.
Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.
by Vladimir January 24, 2004
Get the pre-nup mug.

blog

Short for weblog. Blogs originally had purpose when the few people who had them actually had interesting and/or informative things to say. These blogs still exist, and are quite enjoyable to read, however the advent of blogger.com and livejournal.com has changed this once meaningful application into utter shit, allowing every day idiots to write about how shitty their lives are and why everyone should care.
Good Blog: Informative news, real humor and entertainment. Often build and published by someone with a brain.

Bad Blog: "School sucks", what you had for lunch, why your depressed because your 14 year old boyfriend dumped you and its the end of the world.
by Vladimir June 16, 2005
Get the blog mug.

miser

Also know as M. McCabe, *To miser* to borrow without intent to return/A miser - name given to the person misering.
"No you cant smoke anymore of my weed McCabe you fucking miser!"
by Vladimir March 11, 2004
Get the miser mug.

Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.
"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"
by Vladimir October 25, 2004
Get the Floxinoxinifilification mug.