Definitions by vladimir

blog 

Short for weblog. Blogs originally had purpose when the few people who had them actually had interesting and/or informative things to say. These blogs still exist, and are quite enjoyable to read, however the advent of blogger.com and livejournal.com has changed this once meaningful application into utter shit, allowing every day idiots to write about how shitty their lives are and why everyone should care.

Good Blog: Informative news, real humor and entertainment. Often build and published by someone with a brain.

Bad Blog: "School sucks", what you had for lunch, why your depressed because your 14 year old boyfriend dumped you and its the end of the world.

blog by Vladimir June 16, 2005

Egg on legs 

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

Egg on legs by Vladimir January 14, 2005

motards 

Drivers from the state of Utah

"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"

motards by vladimir December 19, 2004

Window Shopping 

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

Window Shopping by Vladimir December 3, 2004

Floxinoxinifilification 

The act of belittling a thing or person.

"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"

Floxinoxinifilification by Vladimir October 25, 2004

crackah 

a slave driver fron the 1800's..... do the research

my great garndaddy was a crackah for your grandaddy nigger

crackah by vladimir April 17, 2004

analyzer 

a queer who likes to penetrate male anus

the analyzer analyzer the other faggot

analyzer by vladimir April 17, 2004