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A mindset of typically the older generation that could almost be seen as cult-like.

People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.

The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
Polom: If someone does something bad they should be shamed for it and punished by The all-seeing eye so that humanity can cure world hunger and bring peace to our planet.

Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Polomnism by YouLookedPogO July 3, 2021
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any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.
The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.
pooman by Frain June 29, 2007

Poomanchu 

The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.
"Hey bitch, you wanna Poomanchu?"
Poomanchu by PSN March 10, 2007
A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.
That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.
pooman by not the pooman August 4, 2003
A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection
Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.
poleman by tory borty December 24, 2012
Drama queen. Selfish.
Shut up already, you're being a Pollman
pollman by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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