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pollywager 

person1:yeah you can sleep with her and me if you want to

person2:your such a pollywager
pollywager by mrs.jackass August 15, 2009
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Pollywaggachuggabonka 

A word from the artist Rob Gee.
POLLYWAGGACHUGGABONKA!!
Pollywaggachuggabonka by Acebammac February 7, 2010

Polywagger

A person who lags behind, hinders plans, avoids work, or just generally slacks, often characterized by apathy and aimlessness.
Joe was ready for the party while the other polywaggers took their time getting ready.

John came to the meeting prepared, while the polywaggers did not.
Polywagger by ledgeboy July 12, 2011

Pollywalker 

A drunken aged man. One who is often drunk or high.
That man is stumbling a lot, he sure is a pollywalker.
Pollywalker by Pchengo May 10, 2007

pollypaperclipping 

When one creates terms for innocent everyday events only to find out Urban Dictionary defines the term as an obscene act.
In true Pollypaperclipping form, Polly came up with the word Noggles to describe her eggnog detection devise. Only later to find out it's also used to refer to teabagging... who knew?
pollypaperclipping by KimmiSkytower September 30, 2011

POLLYWAGGIN 

POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.

Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity
That poor guy has been Pollywaggin for 20 years, you think he'd be ahead of the game by now!
POLLYWAGGIN by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007

Pollywag 

The act of seducing someone from England.
Once we swallow these crumpets, I'm gonna pollywag that shit.

Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.

Pollywag by Jared and Dave January 29, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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