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Politischool 

A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"

Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."

Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Politischool by skypie October 12, 2011

politricks 

Politricks is the word "politics" altered to convey the empty-campaign promises often experienced after politicians get elected.
"Read my lips...No new taxes"

"I did not have sex with that woman...Ms. Lewinsky"

Politricks sums up the vast difference of how politicians seem when they campaign versus when they reign.
politricks by U. S. Citizen January 2, 2012

politrickster 

One who promises one thing and does another. All politicians are politricksters.
People elected to city and state government learn how to be politricksters by watching those politicians in Washington DC.

Much like a young child who looks up to a parent and wants to emulate them.
politrickster by tuyuq January 20, 2010

Politiscape 

The battered, bruised, and burning landscape of any election or political conversation. Many friendships have died on this battlefield.
Dude, I'm so tired of hearing about the politiscape. Can't everyone just smoke some weed and be friends?
Politiscape by Halt April 26, 2010

politicks 

The worldwide parasites that infest many houses and buildings of congress and government around the world. These parasites are commonly found digesting the blood and vital fluids of their country's populations. They grow very fat and are very hard to dislodge or remove from their hosts. Quite often, the politick will drop larvae or leave droppings that remain in the buildings and continue to feed long after the host has perished.

Politicks can be managed by careful grooming and keeping the government buildings clean and regularly scrubed.
Every four years America is infested by a large incoming infestation of new politicks. They typically vitality from the economy and business hosts for over four years before being removed. On a rare occasion, one of these politicks might be removed ahead of it's life cycle. However, these politicks tend to leave behind other thriving larvae that remain to continue the feeding and spred unique illnesses amongst the general population.
politicks by Jeremie Lederman January 26, 2008

Politicking 

Pussy bitches/niggas who never wanna fight

They all bark no bite
This bitch politicking fell her come shake sum 🧟 ♂️
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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