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politisick

Tired of hearing about politics and things related to politics, especially Democrats and Republicans, and wanting nothing to do with anything related to politics.
That has to be the 900th time NBC News celebrated Trump not winning the 2020 Presidential Election this week. I think I'm politisick of all this bullshit.
by Duraiken January 26, 2021
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Politischool

A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"

Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."

Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
by skypie October 12, 2011
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politricks

Politricks is the word "politics" altered to convey the empty-campaign promises often experienced after politicians get elected.
"Read my lips...No new taxes"

"I did not have sex with that woman...Ms. Lewinsky"

Politricks sums up the vast difference of how politicians seem when they campaign versus when they reign.
by U. S. Citizen January 2, 2012
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politrickster

One who promises one thing and does another. All politicians are politricksters.
People elected to city and state government learn how to be politricksters by watching those politicians in Washington DC.

Much like a young child who looks up to a parent and wants to emulate them.
by tuyuq January 20, 2010
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Politiscape

The battered, bruised, and burning landscape of any election or political conversation. Many friendships have died on this battlefield.
Dude, I'm so tired of hearing about the politiscape. Can't everyone just smoke some weed and be friends?
by Halt April 26, 2010
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politicks

The worldwide parasites that infest many houses and buildings of congress and government around the world. These parasites are commonly found digesting the blood and vital fluids of their country's populations. They grow very fat and are very hard to dislodge or remove from their hosts. Quite often, the politick will drop larvae or leave droppings that remain in the buildings and continue to feed long after the host has perished.

Politicks can be managed by careful grooming and keeping the government buildings clean and regularly scrubed.
Every four years America is infested by a large incoming infestation of new politicks. They typically vitality from the economy and business hosts for over four years before being removed. On a rare occasion, one of these politicks might be removed ahead of it's life cycle. However, these politicks tend to leave behind other thriving larvae that remain to continue the feeding and spred unique illnesses amongst the general population.
by Jeremie Lederman January 26, 2008
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Politicking

Pussy bitches/niggas who never wanna fight

They all bark no bite
This bitch politicking fell her come shake sum 🧟 ♂️
by harlemlangobitch May 9, 2020
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