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Polested 

When you're molested by the police.
The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.
Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014
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poletential 

The possibility that a person will end up working a stripper pole at some time in his/her life.

Certain factors in a young person's life can add to chances that the person will end up in the sex trade industry. A bad experience in Catholic school, broken families, inbreeding, drug addiction and general sluttishness can all be early indicators of a high poletential for a sleazy future.
Those skanky looks give her a high poletential.

Her daddy abandoning her has left her with serious poletential.

Every hit of meth is increasing her poletential by a factor of 2.
poletential by Spudsy G April 12, 2011

Polested 

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.
After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

poletential 

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.
"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."
poletential by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008
when a so-so football player is turned into a Champion after being coached by Gus Poyet at Brighton
Adam El-Abd was an OK defender but turned into a superstar after being Poyeted
Poyeted by geekalpha October 9, 2011

polested 

Having been molested with Papal approval.
Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.
polested by rickrocks April 16, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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