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poleted

To be deleted by Polina the maid.
'OMG polina just poleted me, roflcopter!'
by Cradge Jockstrap Skidmark August 7, 2008
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Polested

When you're molested by the police.
The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.
by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014
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poletential

The possibility that a person will end up working a stripper pole at some time in his/her life.

Certain factors in a young person's life can add to chances that the person will end up in the sex trade industry. A bad experience in Catholic school, broken families, inbreeding, drug addiction and general sluttishness can all be early indicators of a high poletential for a sleazy future.
Those skanky looks give her a high poletential.

Her daddy abandoning her has left her with serious poletential.

Every hit of meth is increasing her poletential by a factor of 2.
by Spudsy G April 12, 2011
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Polested

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.
After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019
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poletential

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.
"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."
by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008
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Poyeted

when a so-so football player is turned into a Champion after being coached by Gus Poyet at Brighton
Adam El-Abd was an OK defender but turned into a superstar after being Poyeted
by geekalpha October 9, 2011
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polested

Having been molested with Papal approval.
Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.
by rickrocks April 16, 2010
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