poleson

a kid named bronson, that ran into a pole.

Person 1: do you remember that bronson kid that ran into that pole?
Person 2: yeah, it was funny as when i found out.
Person 1: lets call him poleson.
Person 2: OMFG, YES!

by AnonoymousPerson July 25, 2011

Pokesona

A pokesona is a pokemon version of yourself, and can be however you want it to look.

Kodi: My pokesona is a Typhlosion.

by KoditheTyphlosion June 30, 2011

polysoning

The act of listening to multiple sources of audio while consistently comprehending each medium. Often accomplished most efficiently using separate headphones on each ear. However polysoning is not explicitly requirent of headphones.

Example Person #1:What are you doing?
Example Person #2:I'm polysoning to my mp3 and the radio, I've got my mp3 playing in the headphones in my left ear and the headphone attached to the radio is playing in my right.
Example Person #1:Neat, I do that too eccept I place my earphones into my larger ear headphones when I want to listen to a podcast and my music.

by Wincrest December 13, 2006

polsond

When one of your shady ass friends makes plans to meet up with you, but because they are so introverted and afraid of social settings, they ghost on you like a fucking bitch.

I was supposed to meet up with Josh in Vegas, but that fucker polsond me and now I have to hire a prostitute to pass the time.

by LeakyNipples November 10, 2018

polesniffer

Any male that is a homosexual. Usually used in public(as many people do not know what it means) to be very derogatory while the target is unknowing of the remark.

Jaden: Look at that kid, he's such a fag.
Brock: Fuckin' polesniffer.

by Trickyguy November 9, 2005

Polson

Is a sex god and a girl called shelby joanne davis loves him.

Hell yer man hes fit, yer thats polson

by Polson February 4, 2008

nig-poleon syndrome

a short man who is so damn fine but his fineness is overlooked by his shortness

Kevin Hart from Soul Plane suffers from nig-poleon syndrome.

by Laquisha Biggz April 6, 2009