Polson 

Is a sex god and a girl called shelby joanne davis loves him.

Hell yer man hes fit, yer thats polson

Polson by Polson February 4, 2008

Poison Drip 

The act of slowly poisoning someone through small or subtle personal attacks over a period of time. Their strategy is to drag down their partners self esteem so they don't have the confidence to seek a better option.

Dave: "Randy, why don't you ever stand up to your bitch wife when she puts you down?"
Randy: "Well maybe shes right most of the time"
Dave: "You are so being poison dripped my friend!"

Other acts of poison dripping: 1) That look she gives you when her eyes roll upwards- slight poison drip
2) Discouraging you from eating healthy and/or exercise, so you are out of shape and can't seek a better option- these discouraging comments are a form of poison drip
3) When people mention your name to your partner and they have a negative or disparaging remark about you- slight poison drip

There are many examples of a poison drip in a relationship. Remember, they will slowly add up over time and if not identified early you will feel you have officially been poisoned. Sometimes a poison drip can be so small you may not notice it at the time its happening. Often times it's later on when your thinking back on the situation that occurred only to realize you have been "Poison Dripped."

Poison Drip by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Party Poison 

-Noun
1. The leader of the fabulous killjoys that has bright red hair and holds a yellow ray gun. He is seen in the music videos of My Chemical Romance in Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Sing. May be refered to as either Party or Poison. He is played by Gerard Way, front man of My Chemical Romance. (Reference to Danger Days True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys)

Party Poison fought off those Dracoloids bravely, shooting each of them in the gut with his laser gun, and saved the day.

Party Poison by Atomic_Ash_161 January 3, 2012

Kuzco's poison 

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

Kuzco's poison by highlandblade November 24, 2014

corduroy poisoning 

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.

My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

corduroy poisoning by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.

If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

irony poisoning by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014