Rep.: But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.
Ex-wife: You had a hooker on speed-dial. This sounds like a polipology to me.
Poliology deals with the contrasting and contemplative nature of suggetion , which requires a higher form of analysis.
In my discussion of poliology I was faced by my contradicting feelings about a dream I had regarding my contemporary circumstances and wether or not I was right or wrong in my actions.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'