1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic
bent to your explanation to your
wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your
computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "
talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna
Jameson's role in contemporary
American pornology, thank you very much!