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Polandia 

A type of mattress you can only sit on in the dark and bitch about the world. Typically being used by old Polish-Jewish women or other people with a similar constant-bitching manner.
...Just like every other day, she sat on her Polandia mattress, in the dark, and bitched about how much her life sucks.
Polandia by Vagoy May 27, 2018

polydipsia 

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.
"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."
polydipsia by carrot November 4, 2004

polanding 

Looking for the Poland flag in everyday things around you. Very popular on tiktok
“Hey dude wanna go polanding around my house”
polanding by Glizzygobbler3000 September 15, 2020

Polydick Disorder 

The thought that a guy has more than one penis that needs to be satisfied.
Dude have you seen Joe lately?
No but I heard he has polydick disorder! He was with Tiffany and Britney at the same time yesterday.
Polydick Disorder by cheesy111 January 18, 2011

playdiot 

Someone who is very poor at playing Video Games. Making the dumbest decisions or repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

This is not the same as the common word "Noob", because the gamer doesn't have to be new at particular games.
Even an experienced Gamer can act like an playdiot, by choosing the dumbest decisions over and over again.
"You stepped on that trap mine for the fifth time, you playdiot!"

"Friendly fire, playdiot!"
playdiot by Das Butterschnitzel September 22, 2013

polydictorian 

Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)
Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.
polydictorian by weasel990 May 22, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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