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Polandia 

A type of mattress you can only sit on in the dark and bitch about the world. Typically being used by old Polish-Jewish women or other people with a similar constant-bitching manner.
...Just like every other day, she sat on her Polandia mattress, in the dark, and bitched about how much her life sucks.
Polandia by Vagoy May 27, 2018

polydipsia 

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.
"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."
polydipsia by carrot November 4, 2004

polanding 

Looking for the Poland flag in everyday things around you. Very popular on tiktok
Hey dude wanna go polanding around my house”
polanding by Glizzygobbler3000 September 15, 2020

Polydick Disorder 

The thought that a guy has more than one penis that needs to be satisfied.
Dude have you seen Joe lately?
No but I heard he has polydick disorder! He was with Tiffany and Britney at the same time yesterday.
Polydick Disorder by cheesy111 January 18, 2011

playdiot 

Someone who is very poor at playing Video Games. Making the dumbest decisions or repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

This is not the same as the common word "Noob", because the gamer doesn't have to be new at particular games.
Even an experienced Gamer can act like an playdiot, by choosing the dumbest decisions over and over again.
"You stepped on that trap mine for the fifth time, you playdiot!"

"Friendly fire, playdiot!"
playdiot by Das Butterschnitzel September 22, 2013

polydictorian 

Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)
Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.
polydictorian by weasel990 May 22, 2009