polydicksia 

abnormally great thirst as a symptom of needing that dick so bad that it causes a psychological disturbance.

Can you come over? I need you to cure my polydicksia!

polydicksia by J.F. Juice June 2, 2016

polydipsia 

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.

"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."

polydipsia by carrot November 4, 2004