Polandish

The idiot who says polandish instead of polish cuz he like Patrick from spongebob

He was having some polandish soul

by nina2 October 12, 2021

pandishgirl

A pandishgirl is a sweet shy girl who likes to be creative. She doesn’t generally go for men but when she does it’s special. She likes to stay indoors but enjoys climbing too. She is a gentle nature lover who loves autumn and hot chocolate.

Dude 1 : did you see that new girl!
Dude2 : cmon! She’s a pandishgirl!
Dude1: no way! We’re so lucky!

by Pandishgirl September 28, 2020

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

polanis

a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan

"that's when the fit hit the shan"-polanis

"he was one mean SOB"-polanis

"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis

by ohgodddd December 8, 2006

Plannish

I planned that shit.

I shot for the 2 ball, but the 5 ball also dropped. Plannish.

I bought a Camaro, and married a SuperModel. Plannish

I bought a house, and found 2 keys of cocaine in the attic.

by Marc, Kyle, and big fat Clyde December 26, 2011

polanis

someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.

-first day of school to last day of school: The fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, said polanis every day because hes a douche.
-Port is a classy city, said polanis.

by g-town September 30, 2006

Polandia

A type of mattress you can only sit on in the dark and bitch about the world. Typically being used by old Polish-Jewish women or other people with a similar constant-bitching manner.

...Just like every other day, she sat on her Polandia mattress, in the dark, and bitched about how much her life sucks.

by Vagoy May 27, 2018