poking the pork 

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

poking the pork by Xool314 May 17, 2011

Poking the Pork Chops 

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

Poking the Pork Chops by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

porking the beans 

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

porking the beans by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

porking the bone 

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

porking the bone by prange November 12, 2010

porking the pooch 

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

porking the pooch by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Porking the monkey 

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

Porking the monkey by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

porking the prince 

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

porking the prince by Big Mike May 3, 2006